Whats up J.C. How you doing? Hope everything is going well. Basically I'm writing this letter to you because I snuck into your house last night and stole your hair. I bet your wondering how I stole your hair, how I got in your house, and why would I steel your hair. Let me start by telling you how I got in your house. First I went up to your door, then I rang the doorbell, then Your dad answered the door and said that you were sleeping, then I said, "thats okay I'm just here to take his hair." Then he said, "it's about time someone cut his hair," and let me in.
Next I'll tell you how I stole your hair. First I went to a haircut place and asked if they had any silent clippers, the said no but they had a prototype silencer for clippers. So after I snuck into your house I used a numbing shot to numb your head, then I put the silencer on the clippers and shaved your head.
Finnaly I'll tell you why I stole your hair. I took your hair because I know you'll pay $20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 to get it back, meet me in the play pen of the Chuck E. Cheese on Sawmill Rd. at 2:00 a.m. Come alone and with the money if you ever want your hair back.
Yeah I don't have that much money at all.
ReplyDeleteI like at the beginning of your entry because is sounds like you are talking to him.
ReplyDeleteNo one has that much money.