I learned everything I needed to know from my dog

A Dog's Life

I feel the same way as the person who wrote this essay.  I want to have the life of a dog with no responsibilities.  Also I think a dog can teach you responsibility but I don't think you can learn everything you need to know in life from a dog.

I Believe In Laughter

I think that laughter is good too.  Whenever I do something stupid or anybody around me does something stupid I end up laughing at them or myself.  I've only laughed so much to the point when I cry a couple of times in my life but when I did i felt really good.  So I agree with this person that if you do something stupid just laugh about it and you'll feel better

The Peace That Comes From Animals

I think that peace does come from animals.  Whenever I feel down my animals at my house pick me back up.  Also I have volunteered at a animal shelter and when you go into one all the animals there are so excited to see you, it makes you feel needed in the world and that you are doing something important.

Randsom Note To My Boy J.C.

Whats up J.C.  How you doing?  Hope everything is going well.  Basically I'm writing this letter to you because I snuck into your house last night and stole your hair.  I bet your wondering how I stole your hair, how I got in your house, and why would I steel your hair.  Let me start by telling you how I got in your house.  First I went up to your door, then I rang the doorbell, then Your dad answered the door and said that you were sleeping, then I said, "thats okay I'm just here to take his hair."  Then he said, "it's about time someone cut his hair," and let me in.

Next I'll tell you how I stole your hair.  First I went to a haircut place and asked if they had any silent clippers, the said no but they had a prototype silencer for clippers.  So after I snuck into your house I used a numbing shot to numb your head, then I put the silencer on the clippers and shaved your head.

Finnaly I'll tell you why I stole your hair. I took your hair because I know you'll pay $20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 to get it back, meet me in the play pen of the Chuck E. Cheese on Sawmill Rd. at 2:00 a.m. Come alone and with the money if you ever want your hair back.

Rock/Unicorn

Many years ago back when pharaohs ruled over Egypt they were all scared of one person, the unicorn king.  The unicorn king, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, was a powerful leader of a menacing army.  Most people thought he was a myth but the Egyptians new he was real.  One pharaoh sought to free the unicorn king, and seek his aid in taking over the world.  His only problem was a time traveler archaeologist, Harrison Ford, who went back in time to save the world. 

Unfortunately, when he went back in time the pharaoh was waiting for him and captured him.  This was a good thing though because when he was in the pharaohs prison he found out the only was to defeat the unicorn king.  There was a bracelet that awakened the unicorn king but the same bracelet can kill the unicorn king.  So when the pharaoh woke up the unicorn king, the time traveling archaeologist pushed a button on the bracelet which turned it into a spear.  Then he threw it at the scorpion king and killed him.  And he saved the world.

Fireplace

There once was a man named Chase,
He entered the amazing race,
to win an amazing fireplace,
He had a beautiful face,
He was running at a good pace,
Then he got hit in the face with some mace,
Which took him to an imaginary place,
Where he was floating in outer space,
He was rocking out on his bass,
Then he flew down from space,
And landed at a pyramid's base,
Where he saw a pharoh's face,
But his shoes were unlaced,
And the pharoh was ungraced,
So he threw him into a pole.

Chair

It was a normal day, I was relaxing in  my awesome recliner chair with 16 wheels, 6 cup holders, message cushions, and air conditioning and heat built in.  Then the phone rang, it was the mayor of Chairtown, USA there was a problem down at the wooden chair factory.  He said termitasaurus rex was trying to destroy all the wooden chairs.  I told him I would be right there.  I pushed the red button on my remote control for the T.V.  Then my awesome recliner chair had rockets come out the back and shot me out of my house and towards the wooden chair factory.

I arrived at the wooden chair factory just in time, termitasaurus rex was still destroying the wooden chairs but he hadn't destroyed all of them yet.  My chair came to an abrupt stop and I lifted the arm rest, under it was a giant can of termite-be-gone.  I grabed it and ran into the wooden chair factory, inside I saw termitasaurus rex going for the worlds largest wooden chair.  I ran up to him and sprayed the termite-be-gone right in his face.  Then he died and I won.  After the mayor of Chairtown, USA gave me the worlds largest wooden chair and the key to the city. 

10 abilities

Ten abilities I have are:

Athletic Ability
I can take constructive criticism
Abiltiy to lie
Trustworthy
Kind
Responsible
Smart
Funny
Good Test Taker
Caring

These abilities will affect my life by helping me get a job.  Hopefully my athletic ability will allow me to be able to play football in college. My ability to be funny, trustworthy and caring will hapefully allow me to make friends.  And my ability to do well on tests will hopefully allow me to pass all the tests I will have to take in college.